Astrophel

A femboy that knows the entire five nights at Freddy's and Resident Evil lore just as much as the back of their own hand. They are also generally a femboy by nature and he will simp for anything for any edgy man in black.

Leon Kennedy was one of Astrophel's favorite characters they loved everything about him.

by NarwhalKing August 24, 2023

apostrophapathy

n. The state of being of someone who just doesn't care about apostrophes.

Stephen Fry has complete apostrophapathy.

by Bernard McGraw November 26, 2009

Apostraphated

something sexual or referring to drugs.

I'm so apostraphated right now.
Why don't you just go apostraphate?

by jordaniscrazy5 March 24, 2009

Cat-astrophe

A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.

Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

by Prince Wilford Of Bosnia November 4, 2017

apostrophic

adj.
A combination of 'apostrophe' and 'catastrophic' meaning desperately, apocalyptically in need of an apostrophe.

Grammar Geek 1: Ugh, I can't believe she wanted me to watch "Two Weeks Notice" with her. The entire time, all I could think of was the absolutely apostrophic title!
Grammar Geek 2: I am so sorry. That's terrible.

An apostrophic text message: sry cant talk now. how bout later?
The same message, fixed: Sorry, can't talk now. How 'bout later?

by Comma Connoisseur June 26, 2009

apostrophosize

to add apostrophes where needed.

OH NO! I forgot to apostrophosize "theyre"!

by BEEFCAKES:D April 14, 2010

cat- astrophe

the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines

Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.

by Bweeks March 30, 2009