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apologist 

An apologist is someone who argues in defense of a controversial truth, usually but not always associated with Christianity.
During slave times in the United States, an apologist would defend that slavery was all right, by citing portions of the bible where God's favorites owned slaves.
apologist by ESLTeacher January 26, 2017

Sakurai Apologist

A nintendo fanboy who will excuse or ignore all the mistakes that Masahiro Sakurai (Creator of Super Smash Bros) will make in favor of pretending his games are perfect.
Things a Sakurai Apologist would say

1. "Smash Tour is way better then Subspace, and it shits on Melee's adventure mode. Its not complicated, your just retarded. Heck we're lucky we even got any modes at all!"

2. "Dark Pit and Lucina are completely valid characters who Sakurai didn't waste any time creating and adding. Lucas and Wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. Nothing wrong with cutting them.

3."(Insert overpowered character) isn't OP! you just need to get gud."

4. "Sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. Stop complaining. So what if you're a paying customer! Fuck you for having an opinion about a game that you're paying 60$+ for! Your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of shit!"
Sakurai Apologist by Nintenda April 14, 2015

Technoblade Apologist 

A very cool person. Anarchy Lover. Pig Man Stan
Someone: Hey why are you a technoblade apologist?
Technoblade Apologist: Potato Man

Rape apologist 

Someone who doesn't appreciate the gravity of rape or believes the victim of rape bears some responsibility in bring raped
Bukky stop being a rape apologist and address the issue for as it is
Rape apologist by Agba June 16, 2020

Aplologize 

To laugh out loud while making an apology.
Person 1: "Ow, what the hell, you hit me in the eye!
Person 2: "Hahaha! Haha, sorry, haha!

Fred aplologized to Mark.
Aplologize by PaperStrike May 13, 2009

apollogize 

This term refers to shape shifting. Apollo was a famous shape shifter appearing as a dolphin or a python. Used in reference to someone who is predictably mellow but can kick wolverine booty when agitated.
You really pissed her off , dawg. She's fixin' to Apollogize.
apollogize by Heyokavadhuta September 27, 2019