Apology-Box

The inbox you receive from an embarassed friend/co-worker/colleague after a night of experiencing their drunken antics, apologizing for their behavior.

Response: It's cool, Meg, you didn't have to apology-box me.

by FitzyBoy August 24, 2010

Apology Letter

Dear ______________,

I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.

Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.

Sincerely,

__________________

Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014

papal apology

n. Any meandering speech touching on noble intentions, shifting societal norms, the infallibility of the church, and vague regrets, delivered in a clownish war bonnet.

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Do you think the Ukrainian war will end with a papal apology?

I do not care. As long as it ends.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

apology letter

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

apology date

According to Miss Chelly,

When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!

"He's taking me on an apology date because he f*cked up"

by Miss Chelly March 8, 2018

snob apology

a snob apology is when you recognize someone in public but pretend not to see them. then, later, you contact a mutual friend to admit to having seen them and didn't mean any offence by ignoring them.

Hi Jennifer, I think I saw your friend Daniel at the grocery store downtown last night. I wasn't sure if it was him, but if it was, this is my snob apology - let him know that I didn't snub him on purpose!

by auntiereese January 8, 2017