phil anselmo

1. redneck

2. egoistic dick

3. sellout

4. moron

5. has-been

If he left a legendary band like Pantera for a second-rate grind band like Superjoint Ritual, next thing you know he'll leave metal all together become a country singer dueting with Faith Hill.

by Phil's a faggot June 14, 2004

ansell

noun: a person you enjoys being fingered in the anus; more specifically, receiving prostate massages. It is common knowledge that this can be achieved through the use of an electrical sex toy that vibrates, but an ansell prefers a human touch.

A person is not an ansell if they compromise to the external massage of the perineum.

verb: The action of performing a prostate massage or general finger up the bum

noun: The guy I got with last night was an ansell! I thought I was going to lose my fingers!

verb: Guy 1: I love getting anselled, it feels so...natural
Guy2: I've never had it done, is it really that good?
Guy 1: yeah! do you want me to ansell you to find out?
Guy 2: .....go on then, just a cheeky one. And then we can watch meatspin.

by reallywhatisapseudonym February 25, 2011

Anselbation

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything

"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"

by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008

phil anselmo

Phil Anselmo is a total burnout and a huge asshole. He used to be in an awesome band called Pantera, but he left that band in 2001 to form a stupid hardcore punk band called Superjoint Ritual.

Phil Anselmo, Phil, Philip, Pantera, Down

by Maarkus April 16, 2007

Assel

An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.

by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014

st. anselm's

A school that can't compete with St Albans, Landon, Prep, or Gonzaga on athleticism, wealth, girls, or good looks.

An abbey boy likes to study not party. He likes to play video games not sports. He likes to hit on Stone Ridge whores not NCS girls.

by glad i dont go to anselms July 27, 2004

cason ansell

a kewl guy who likes hot girls and hates bitches like Tiny Cock TC.S

fuck that nigger Cason is kewler

by Cason Ansell November 24, 2004