hashtag abuser

When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.

FB post: Staffing the ambo today, looking forward to a great shift. #ems #fire #firedepartment #fireandrescue #instafire #instafirerescue #instagood #crossfit #hangingwiththecrew #workinghard #idonthatemyjob #skillstopaythebills #hustleandflow #bringinhomethebacon

"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."

by user_name July 28, 2014

position one narcissistic abuser

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words

You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

Amuse douche

1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.

2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.

1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.

3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.

by Minionite July 25, 2014

Ambuser

An Ambuser is a perpetrator of female-on-male domestic abuse.

Hey, did you hear Delores is abusing her new boyfriend?

Yeah, i suspected she was an Ambuser.

by bonybird May 12, 2022

wah wah abuser

When someone uses wah wah's to degrade other people's poorly executed jokes way too often. These people like to put down others since they have no self-esteem themselves. They usually aren't cute either....so it kind of makes sense.

Johnny: was my joke funny?

Matt: wah wah

Johnny: dude, you can't be as funny as me...

Matt: wah wah

Johnny: you're such a wah wah abuser...

Matt: wah wah

Johnny: fuck you

by the cool guy 934828 February 21, 2010

hashtag abuser

Someone who uses 8+ hashtags.

Hannah is such a hashtag abuser, on her last selfie she was like, " #selfie #goodlighting #deleting #sexy #likeit #what #liveitup #air #hair #eyes #face #yaaasss "

by heyy.tayy August 4, 2014

amusement-itis

AMUSEMENT-ITIS is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you have made them laugh in the past.

Example:
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020