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Adj. (al-ko-rex-ic)
Individuals (particulary females) who prefer not to take in excess calories in fear of weight gain - and therefore choose to eliminate food from their diet in favor of consuming all of their calories from alcohol.
Individuals (particulary females) who prefer not to take in excess calories in fear of weight gain - and therefore choose to eliminate food from their diet in favor of consuming all of their calories from alcohol.
When the gang all went out to dinner, Lisa didn't order an entree and instead had six martinis. She's definitely an alcorexic.
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"Sarah was drunk and totally DTF last night, but I didn't have any jim hats on hand, so I just turned off the lights and pulled an almond joy."
"My blind girlfriend was a virgin before we dated, so I felt pretty comfortable giving her an almond joy without risking an STD."
That dude doesn't like to bareback, but he's so high on ecstasy he doesn't even know that the guy behind him just slipped it in almond joy style.
"My blind girlfriend was a virgin before we dated, so I felt pretty comfortable giving her an almond joy without risking an STD."
That dude doesn't like to bareback, but he's so high on ecstasy he doesn't even know that the guy behind him just slipped it in almond joy style.
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