guns akimbo

Use of two weapons of the same type, usually one in each hand.

That guns akimbo cheat owns!

by mike b June 5, 2003

allimoomoostrichragonunnycornebrasaurus

more commonly known as Pomerantz.

a mythical beast with the head of an alligator, the neck of a brontosaurus, wings and feet of an ostrich, udder of a cow, tail of a bunny, and the horn of a unicorn. the neck has the stripes of a zebra, the body has spots like a cow, and the neck has spikes protruding from its spine.
this beast is capable of breathing fire like a dragon. it also possesses a unique capability in that when a body part is cut off, it can not only regenerate that body part, but the severed part with generate an entirely new being.

The Kraken is nothing compared to the Pomerantz. There's no way a giant squid can take down an allimoomoostrichragonunnycornebrasaurus.

by stegosaurus May 19, 2009

alkemyst

A male of questionable sexual orientation that likes to mix piss and cum so that he can drink it.

I thought he was just a normal guy that wanted to snowball, but he had me spit his cum into a cup and piss in it afterwards, then he drank it like a fucking alkemyst.

by Stacy Cooper August 15, 2004

Alki

Short for alcoholic.

That bitch is a straight up alki.

by J24 November 13, 2003

Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.

by AYB October 9, 2003

akimbo shotgun

To shotgun two beer cans at once.

A quick way to catch up at a party.

Before a few beer pong games, Nick and Jack "akimbo shotgun" two beers.

by relbik August 22, 2010

akimbo

limbs bent; most often, the hands on the hips with elbows bent outward:

I knew I was in trouble when I saw Ma across the street watching me, standing with her arms akimbo.

by Bilberry March 11, 2008