Aldon

A gentleman who "ain't go no job". Who hates bowling because it bothers his whacking off wrist. Loves big dicks and freedom and still wants to know why Africans have no technology.

Girl 1: are you drunk?

Aldon: BIG DICKS AND FREEDOM

by ZoeY_i am a dog 420 October 1, 2016

aldene

the baddest bitch

yo is that Aldene ? yeah. the baddest bitch.

by rwrldem October 20, 2020

Alden

biggest bitch and fat whore you will ever meet.

don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.

Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.

Person A: Oh my God, do you know Alden?
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.

by Sweet Backstabbed Angel March 11, 2008

Alderon

Princess Leia's home planet

The Jedi Triumverate of Indiana Jones, Jones Juice, and Dr. Benjamin Spock decided to blow the fucking planet for 2 reasons: 1) the fuck of it 2) They were way to Red Bellied Warblers on it.

Grand Moff Tarquin has a big big big big big big big big fucking cock.

by T Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Aldion

The process in which the person busts a nut on the table and yells I have dont the aldion

Did u see tom, He just did the aldion

by Memesirl October 7, 2018

Adeon

Has a really tiny penis

Eww adeon is so gay he is probably thinking of someone's dick in his ass

by Colin14Cool May 30, 2017

Alden

Is a little bitch that started beef by calling someone a Cinnamon Toast Crunch box then couldn’t take the heat so deleted the chat and is now getting shit on by a bunch of kids

Aldens a little bitch

by Jmillz2513 July 22, 2020