Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Pro-abortion

The belief that people should have access to abortion services. To be pro-abortion is to believe that people have the ability to decide what is best for them and their pregnancies including ending them if need be. Pro-abortion does NOT mean that abortion is the answer for every pregnancy.

Ashley: Personally, I think everyone should have access to abortion services.
Judy: I don't. I'm pro-life.
Ashley: No you're not. You're anti-abortion and I'm pro-abortion.

by WeAreProAbortion June 11, 2018

abort-o-day

a day when you get up late, waste time, and realise it's 3:30 and you're still in your PJs and it's too late to go out for "daytime" activities.

Today was an abort-o-day - exactly like yesterday, in fact.

by richard_geefe January 8, 2005

Duluth Abortion

The act of giving birth directly into Lake Superior from atop the Lift Bridge.

The other day I was in Canal Park and this lady was having a Duluth Abortion in plain daylight. The baby struggled for damn near 20 minutes.

by Duluth Terminology Branch March 10, 2008

abborisim

To fuck up a saying or phrase by mixing up words from other sayings or things related to the word.

"slept like a glove"instead of like a log ,where glove comes from "fits like a glove"..or "its all over red dog"instead of "its all over red rover" where dog and a common dogs name is cofused hence creating an abborisim

by goldmember2323 July 2, 2009

Post-Labor Abortion

Murder.

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.

by dick4u September 20, 2009

Tennessee Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of a bear.

"If Roe v. Wade gets repealed, so long as we have Grizzly bears you can still get a Tennessee abortion."

by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 29, 2007