Passive Aggressive Beta

Consists of 70% of the Internet, mainly virgins, losers and young adult males. There will be varying degrees.

100% of them will fail shit tests.

The following are traits of a Passive Aggressive Beta:

1. passively resist fulfilling routine social and occupational tasks

2. complain of being misunderstood and unappreciated by others

3. is sullen and argumentative

4. unreasonably criticize and scorn authority

5. express envy and resentment toward those apparently more fortunate

6. voices exaggerated and persistent complaints of personal misfortune

7. alternates between hostile defiance and contrition

Don't be a Passive Aggressive Beta.

"Gaming communities are packed with Passive Aggressive Betas." - rAFC

by afckilla April 22, 2018

Passive aggressive

Confront?

Yes
No
Too scared (X)

So resort to veiled hostility?

Yes (X)
No

Helen: I'm not passive aggressive, John.
John: Could've fooled me, cause you've been ignoring me all day.
Helen: Whatever.

by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021

aggressive passive

A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.

That man spent the entire meal complaining to me about my service, and then he left me a $5 tip. He's totally aggressive passive.

by m99lc August 8, 2009

aggressive street walking

when you are walking in the street or anywhere and jump off and onto benches or poles and do spins off them.

"I was aggressive street walking and did a 360 spin"

by lpskia182 January 6, 2009

aggressive karaoke

When a karaoke singer directs the meaning of his / her chosen song at a member of the audience or person within their party. The lyrics are sung with raw emotion and the performance is often accessorized with fist clenches, forward lunges and stolen glances. Typical themes include unrequited love, a secret love affair and “I hate you”.

Heartbroken over the discovery of Cliff's infidelity, Vanessa took to aggressive karaoke singing Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" while making eye contact with Cliff the entire song.

by bartinkus November 11, 2011

Aggressive Eating

Eating for the sole purpose of not letting others gain access to any food.

This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.

Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"

by Praker May 13, 2017

Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

by Battered July 8, 2017