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YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"

Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."

Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."

by BiggThiccDiccBilly May 28, 2018

advert love

to make out with or have sex with or to give any kind of attention to a loved one, but only during the adverts of a show.

John: so I go around my girlfriend's while her parents were away, but she was watching Desperate Housewives, so all I got was advert love.

by essea January 17, 2007

advertising

when the tag on your clothing sticks out, showing the brand of the article of clothing

"Wait hun, you're advertising"

by *aShLEe* September 8, 2008

false advertising

When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.

This guy: Woah are those 32Cs?

Me: You wish! That's false advertising

by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011

advert music

A unique genre of music in that it only covers one group.

That group is Massive Attack.

The phrase is derived from James Morgan's belief that Massive Attack's music is only suitable for car adverts.

Put Wake Up Call on or something, but not that fucking advert music!

by morgangills November 15, 2004

Adverliement

When an advertisement is too good to be true and when you get the thing they are selling you realize how crappy it is.

Little Timmy fell for the Adverliement and now is stuck with a really shitty toy.

by WeridGirl101 July 2, 2016

advertisement

Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".

Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."

by JayBay1 June 15, 2011