an asshole who will try to get any girl he can but cant caus he has nasty teeth, a pimpley face, short stubby appendages. he is fat and short and thinks hes amazing at wrestling but hes not caus its gay and so is he with his stupid rainbow tye dye sweat shirt. he smells bad and will act nice to you at first but then will ruin your life. stay away from these "adams". if you date one then break up, he wont stop annoying you.. but if hes not short and ugly then dont worry about it (:
by greenhilighter December 13, 2010
an ugly, fat kid with a muffintop who no one likes. if you meet him, you'll wish you never had. he smells like cat piss and thinks hes super attractive but in reality, hes scum. he's a player and a douche bag.
by you had it coming, muffin. July 05, 2011
hes the first person in the world to get laid. very very sexy man gets all the girls. great at football and loves sports.
by XxPussySlayer420xX September 28, 2017
by g00f.8 December 31, 2017