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Abstract Mind.

"hey Sam, can I have help with this problem?"
"Of course, I mean I have an abstract mind."
by kfnkdnv October 21, 2013
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Abstract

Verb

1. To descend into a feeling of abject madness or rage, often tantamount to having a nervous breakdown.
2. To be fiending hard for a substance, experience, or thing, to the point where it can cause a degree of minor insanity.

Origin:

The term “abstract” is a direct reference to the web-series “The Amazing Digital Circus”, where abstraction refers to the phenomena of losing one’s mind and bodily integrity due to total and complete insanity. It is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the mental strain required to cause abstraction, and is mostly used somewhat hyperbolically within conversation. The term was first used around early November 2023 among a digital circus fan who was fiending for a cigarette, and the humor in it ended up cementing it within the fandom’s lexicon, mostly due to its comedic and referential value between fans.

Alternate Forms: Abstracted (past tense)
Abstraction (noun form)
Abstracting (present tense)
“Shut up before I abstract on your ass, you goon.”

“Can anyone spot me a cigarette? I have been abstracting for a smoke break all day.”

“I stg, I am about to abstract with the way that y’all be acting sometimes…”
by Asriel___LOVER November 23, 2023
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Q-Tip the Abstract

Sexy, sexy, sexy man. A member of A Tribe Called Quest, the greatest rap group of all time. He is amazing at everything and is also good in bed
"Camron has I.B.S. :pray: :orangutan: :pray: i love Q-tip the Abstract so muhc :pray: :heart: :I.B.S.:"
by Q-tip the abstract :pray: March 27, 2022
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abstract racism

Hate, discrimination or prejudice against a hypothetical race which exists only in thought or as an idea and does not have a physical or concrete existence. Abstract racism usually involves creation of an imaginary race which then becomes the subject of hatred.
I heard Kevin talking shit about some imaginary race. It must have been some kind of an abstract racism.
by djadamm January 26, 2024
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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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Abstract art

Blowing a fat load onto a piece of paper and calling it “meaningful”
My girl and I felt creative the other night, so we made some abstract art
by Imissmybrother March 1, 2020
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