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absent mothers

Mothers that #1: should not have been mothers.
They were always absent in taking care of their children.
These mothers end up with disfunctional children.
Unfortunately the children pay the price, because of the selfish mother.
Disfunctional absent mothers breed disfunctional children. And it's unfortunate for the children.
by str June 11, 2006
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absobloodylootely

Girl 1 : Are you a fans of 5 Seconds of Summer?
Girl 2 : Absobloodylootely
by anonymous261100 July 23, 2014
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absinthe

Strong alcoholic beverage that contains Artemesia Absinthium(also known as wormwood)alkaloids. Its usually green in color but turns white when diluted with water. The wormwood alkaloids cause a trip much like DXM, despite contrary belief there are no actual hallucinations, its more of an en opening of the mind to the real world around oneself around you. It was drank by a lot of famous artists, and writers such as Picasso, Edgar Allan Poe, and other deranged people of that time period.
Me:Wow, Poe was right this absinthe is kickin' my ass.
Poe: WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!
by Marlboro January 4, 2006
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Absana

Absana is currently one of the worlds best known Counter-Strike players, having gained recognition for his quick-scope scouting method.

Throughout his years of playing professional Counter-Strike, he has been tainted with rumours of cheating in the competitive field.

Although he has competed in various international competitions in the past, yet the legitimacy of this players incredible aim and overall abilities in the game of Counter-Strike continue to be put under question.

Although he does not receive much media attention, he is much talked about within the Counter-Strike community and also a well known player in the Australian Scene.

The word is now used commonly to make reference to cheaters in a mocking, humurous manner.
OMFG NOOB, YOU CHEATER. WHAT ARE YOU? ABSANA!?

TURN THEM OFF ABSANA.

Omg man, I was playing bloodstrike the other day and there was this totally absana guy cheating his arse off! ruined the game for all of us.

WTF that whole clan was being blatantly absana!
by Charlie Walker August 14, 2006
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Absofruitly

The correct way to say absolutely for young and hip teenagers
Me: "Hey Richie is that barbeque sauce on your titties?!"
Richie: Absofruitly
by Hitthegaskuma May 2, 2019
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absofreakinlutely

a definate yes, but more.
are you watching waynes world?
absofreakinlutely!
by B irwin January 2, 2008
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Absofreakinlutely

Absolutely with enthusiasm and passion regarding the subject at hand
"I absofreakinlutely want to go to the Springsteen concert next week!"
by Dale Gustafson September 10, 2005
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