Acution

the systematic method of narrowing a topic by removing a small chunk at a time.

The detective is using acution to find out who the murderer is.

by Dr. William Wherd May 12, 2025

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

Acute DSB Sickness

Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.

Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.

L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness

by danthegmgman May 10, 2010

acutate

Pronunciation: /əˈkjut.eɪt/
Definition:
1. To sharpen or make pointed.
2. To file edges for increased acuteness.
3. To refine or enhance precision.
4. To increase keenness or acuity.

Significance:
• It defines sharpening processes.
• It emphasizes precision and serration.
• It identifies edge-refinement techniques.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of sharpening.
• It improves clarity in instructional contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpen".
Past verb: acutated
Present simple verb: acutate, acutates
Present continuous verb: acutating

Examples:
• "Forgers acutate swords (espades) for combat readiness."
• "Barbers acutate razors for shaving."
• "Surgeons acutate scalpels for precision surgery."
• "Woodworkers acutate saws for carpentry."
• "Chasers acutate arrows for finer penetration."

by Dmitrio September 29, 2025

Acute Intra-sistaitis

A very serious illness affecting the internal organs. Its occurs when the host (often non-black) is housing a younger middle age soulful black woman. This said black woman often grows inside of the host affecting their music taste, vernacular, and often accompanied by loud outburst of soulful hearty singing without warning. This persist undetected until the untimely end of the incubation process (often in the month of February , during Kwanzaa, or sometime at soulful R&B concerts and occasionally at church services). resulting in the host being absorbed and taken over completely. Although not fatal, there is a largely notable increase in attitude, melatonin, and overall spice and sassiness once this process has run its course. ...Do your part to detect AIS as early as you can.

"Boy Samantha keeps breaking out in bellows of soulful song, i hope she doesn't have Acute Intra-sistaitis."

by MJM health journal December 27, 2012

Acute Ejaculation

When a group of males sit in a triangle, jerking each other off.

Me and my dong mates got together for a quick acute ejaculation before choir.

by ilulyou November 17, 2020

acute angle

someone who is not always right but with an obtuse person adds up to 180 degrees

You tried, at least, you're an acute angle ❤️

by obtuse231192 September 10, 2025