Skeet

to ejaculate.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.

Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.

by Legendary Business Machine December 24, 2007

skeet

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

by Greg March 21, 2004

skeet

it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles

awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet

by the PZA March 21, 2005

skeeted

to be extremley intoxicated on cocaine.

Damn. Those 10 lines got me really skeeted

by cody December 2, 2004

skeet skeet skeet

Sound of a squeaky bed during rapid intense humping...

Your mom and I had a talk last night, it sorta went something like "skeet skeet skeet!"

by sinsayshunz May 13, 2005

skeet

to ejaculate past tense is skeeted

Man, she made me skeet like a water hose the other day...

by P-Dak December 22, 2008

skeet

*When you are having sex with a guy and he pulls out and cums on you, whether it be on your stomache, tits, or face!

*trapshooting with clay targets in the sky to stimulate the flight of a bird

he skeeted on me and now I'm all sticky!

by Trixi July 29, 2005