Mad as a cut snake

"He slept with the stripper and invited her to the wedding the next day. When he got there he drank all the cider, staggered up the aisle, then paused to light a cigarette during his vows. That cat is as mad as a cut snake"

by dansemacarbe June 6, 2008

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kill a brown snake

To deficate; to take a shit; to take a dump; go number two etc..

Guy 1: You look a little sick are you okay?

Guy 2: No, it must have been something I ate. I got to go kill a brown snake.

by Crustache April 3, 2009

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Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal July 8, 2016

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mad as a cut snake

To be pissed off..or really angry as a snake would be if you cut it

I can't believe she took my new dress with out asking, I'm as mad as a cut snake with her..

by sarah April 28, 2004

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Green Snake in a Sugar Cane Field

The green snake-sugar cane anology is one that is seen on multiple occasions in the popular show Futurama, said by Hermes Conrad.

Nonetheless, it is perfectly normal to use the said analogy in your conversations and chats.

The green snake-sugar cane can be used in any context. (see the example below)

It represents some what witty response, and is believed by many to be the secret of seducing a woman on the spot. All though, it's just a rumour.

Boy: Hi, How are you doing?

Girl: Fuck off, peepsquek.

Boy: Now, now, you got me all hot like a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Girl: Oh my god, I feel so horny. Fuck me. Take me now!

by Dog Doo 8 December 1, 2010