skeeter-hawk

A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.

Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.

by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017

Skeeter fucker

Someone who loves soccer

Wesley is a real Skeeter fucker. He really loves soccer.

by SkeeterJeeter July 21, 2021

Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.

Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."

by alexander devlin September 27, 2009

moma skeeter

a woman who was skeeted in and will now have a baby

o my gosh my teacher is a moma skeeter

by Boby Turd October 17, 2006

skeeter tits

girl with small nipples that resemble mosquito bites.

dude guess what.
What?
im going out with megan marvin.
dude, that girl has skeeter tits.

by BuddyGz April 23, 2008

skeet skeeter

a boy band that travels with The Almost
also when you are special enough to be named after what you do to a girl, sexualy

"The Skeet Skeeters are coming to town?!"
"Whats your hobby?
Oh, im just a skeet skeeter"

by LJ-Dog May 18, 2008

Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.

Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.

by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017