Mike's

Short for Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Yo btch, where's the mike's at?

by Lizxxthexxhoe July 16, 2006

mike

bipolar person, doing weird things

I pulled a mike when i yelled at her in the middle of our hug.

by crazydaisy24 February 8, 2010

mike

a guy with dark hair that likes to steal chap-stick and use it for his lips.

Look in Mikes pocket!

by broseph20 June 16, 2010

Mike

Military slang for minutes

We will be arriving at the LZ in five mikes.

by mikesama February 3, 2010

mike

To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

He mike'd it up again. DOH!

by joesmoed October 5, 2007

Mike

A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools

Kid 1: whats that kid doing there?
Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike.

by Kinley66666 January 13, 2008

Mike

A person generally known for his ability to fistfuck chimpanzees. Mike's seem to enjoy hanging out in dark alleys, with no pants on, while slapjacking to the beat of any song by Pantera.

Commonly known as the coolest person you will ever meat (and yes, it's spelled like that intentionally), Mike's have an insatiable appetite for eating babies.

One of Mike's favorite past times is hiding in bushes and throwing his own feces at passersby. While this sounds dirty, I assure you that Mike's are generally not a dirty creature. This has been documented by Mike's enthusiasm for his perfectly shorn nutsack... which will sometimes be presented as a "grapefruit" for those that are lucky enough to see it.

Hi, my name is Mike.

by allupinyabuttfoshowitdelscorho February 5, 2010