EUGENE

A FUCKING SIMP BOY WHO BUYS COFFEE FOR JADE

hey, eugene bought a coffee for jade and not for me

by yeetbitchk October 25, 2020

Eugene

Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.

Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.

by Baggy pants January 31, 2020

Eugene

The thing nobody wants to be called.
More offensive if said maliciously

Person 2 is annoying you
Person 1 “Alright Eugene”

by Waffled_Iron March 16, 2022

Eugene

Always has great hair. Sometimes gets made fun of for being Eugene Krabs from spongebob. But nonetheless a great guy to be with

What an immaculate hairdo. His name must be Eugene.

by jaydecali August 19, 2021

eugene

literally the best person ever. no inbetween. just ethereal. actually.

Person A: Hey, have you heard of Eugene?
Person B: Yeah, they're really cool. They help me out with everything.

by tom (: April 20, 2021

Eugene

A nice trustworthy guy somebody who will have your back he's just a great friend to have

hey Dylan is seems like a eugene

by BRYAN134938948495 December 15, 2016

Eugene

Eugene is a perfect name for a perfect man. He is the KING of consent, understanding and communication. Name another man who is that experienced, sweet, romantic, thoughtful and handsome. He the best prince, period. If you disagree with this you have not seen the series and I feel bad for you.You do NOT use his other names because that is dead naming someone.

Eugene Fitzherbert is the only reason I haven't hurt myself in the past several months because

by AlbussyDumblewh0re March 24, 2021