Carrot

A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.

The new born baby has a new baby carrot.

by Oscar Cox June 23, 2019

carrot

how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce

look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE

by a60yearoldpedo May 14, 2020

Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Carrot

A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.

A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.

An empty promise.

"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"

by Che Guevara August 22, 2003

Carrot

Someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: im a pineapple

Phil: your more of a melon i reckon

David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!

Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool

Sam: think you might have confused phil there david

David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!

Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: you got it in one!

by DaeDaveDavid February 7, 2010

carrot

The little symbol you get when you press shift+6. Used in graphics calculators to raise a number to a certain power

If I hold down shift and press the 6 key, I get a carrot!
3^3 = 27

by Malignant_Slurpee March 21, 2004

Carrot

the act of putting a carrot in ones pants to make a buldge.

sir do you have a carrot in your pants

by mystery loverr January 28, 2014