The hairy pubic area of a man, or sometimes disgustingly, a woman. What makes it a beard is the shape or pattern in which the pubic hairs grow (from under the bellybutton to the grendel).
by El Chefe April 17, 2006
Beards refer to the typical appearance of scifi nerds, star trek nerds, anime nerds... fat, piggy-eyed, giant, unkept beard, bottle-lens glasses, star trek uniforms, wheezy, asthmatic, etc. So, when someone refers to a beard, they are referring to some form of nerdy discussion, the longer the beard, the more knowledgable the person is typically being.
by BBBS June 27, 2006
An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019
by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009
Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.
by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003