Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.
by Cazo March 18, 2009
Get the one in a millionmug. by DrAssnurse January 9, 2020
Get the Fuck a millionmug. 
An excess of unused download-limit when nearing the end of the monthly billing period on an internet plan. Since it is wasted if it is not used before the end of the period, it generally results in a splurge of impulse-downloads.
Geek 1: "Hey man - I'm downloading five gig of Mork and Mindy. You want it when I'm done?"
Geek 2: "I like Mork, but five gig? Fuck me."
Geek 1: "I've got Brewster's Millions."
Geek 2: "Oh right. So, do you want six gig of Family Ties?"
Geek 1: "Sha-na-na-na."
Geek 2: "I like Mork, but five gig? Fuck me."
Geek 1: "I've got Brewster's Millions."
Geek 2: "Oh right. So, do you want six gig of Family Ties?"
Geek 1: "Sha-na-na-na."
by Muadgib February 2, 2009
Get the Brewster's Millionsmug. A god, someone who is above all standards, makes everything look easy and rarely has had a moment in time where a girl was not present in his life
by poppin my colla\' October 25, 2006
Get the One in a millionmug. by x_Acey January 12, 2020
Get the not in a million yearsmug. Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton, and theres a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait
by TheWorldWillNeverBeTheSame September 8, 2021
Get the a million thingsmug.