Den Johannes machen

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Johanne

Johanne is the most beautiful girl! All the guys fall in love with her, but she only loves her horse!

She’s such a Johanne! Look at how she rejected that guy

by Johannelover123 January 1, 2019

Johannes Roug

A nazi

did you just lick Johannes Roug

by TheRealShrimplyPepples November 28, 2017

The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut

The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut

The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Johannes

A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.

“That guys style really screams old money.”
“Of course, I mean it’s Johannes.”

by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023

johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017