jfk

when a girl is giving you head and right as you are about to blow your load you pull her head down with extreme force blowing it right in the back of her head

sara was giving jeff a blow job and he jfk'ed her

by pickle puss April 22, 2006

jfk

boi got pew pew

"sir i see jfk should i take the shot "
"yes"
"mega PEW"
"dead boi"

by shrek boi111111111111111111111 August 23, 2019

JFK

A new hip acronym! Stands for Just Fucking Kidding!

Dude..you totally just slept with my girlfriend last night!!

Dude: WHAAT?!!

JFK!

by NikiWithOneK September 24, 2012

JFK

Just Fucking Kidding

When you make a joke and some wasteman takes offence to it, completely killing the atmosphere.

So you say 'JFK'.

(homeboy) What do a silver medallist and a priest have in common?

(homegirl) I don't know.

(homeboy) They both came in a little behind.

(wasteman) pedophilia isn't funny

(homeboy) JFK

by ellensmells March 6, 2014

JFK

An acronym given to a man who's name starts with the letter J who fucks kids.

Wow Jimbo, checking out my 8 year old sister. JFK J-F-K! J-F-K!

by aleister January 31, 2008

The JFK Experience

Originating in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the JFK experience is a common name for the in-game sniper rifle called the AWP. Using said item supposedly allows its user to inherit the skill of the fabled sharp shooter Lee Harvey Oswald, who for our non-United Statians was the man killed President John F. Kennedy. These supernaturally obtained abilities have yet to be explained by science, but local legend says the eternal spirit of Lee Harvey Oswald rests within any sniper given this lethal name.

lmao kek his AWP is named "The JFK Experience"

by Blekarz November 7, 2018

jfk moment

The moment after discovering something truly mind-blowing, usually accompanied by a hand gesture. Slightly less formal than an Abe Lincoln moment.

Kid: "What about infinity times infinity?"

Adult: *JFK moment*

by Duke Ivan Charles Kornstein May 20, 2014