put a baby in your butt

Code word for getting a girl pregnant.

Marcus told Cherise, "Ima put a baby in your butt!"

by NikkiLaFleur May 11, 2010

Wack-a-Baby

A sick and inhumane game.

Man: "Did you see on the news that 2 people were playing wack-a-baby?
Man2: Yeah mann that aint right.

Man: "Did you see on the news that 2 people were playing wack-a-baby?
Man2: Yeah mann that aint right.

by NightdesertHawkManguy February 19, 2011

shake a baby

Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.

Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.

by Shakababymasta May 13, 2012

slept like a baby

an expression used to describe when you woke up crying and pissing everywhere

i slept like a baby last night

by vinny tests the birdie January 3, 2010

Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated

To be so mad and/or frustrated that the only thing that can make your day better is punch a baby or a small child. This level of anger is above Kick a Puppy mad/frustrated. This is the highest level of anger

Did you see Charles yesterday he looked like he was Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated.

by Hade5079 April 1, 2011

hung like a baby

to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born

Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby
Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small
Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*
Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*

by Jake "Pouch" August 17, 2005

Slept Like A Baby

A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.

Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".

I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.

Slept Like A Baby

by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019