zoom zooms

prison slang for items bought from a list of goods one can buy from the prison canteen. i.e. cookies, snacks, etc.

Man if you keep losing at spades, you gonna lose all your wham whams and zoom zooms.

by prison linguist May 18, 2004

icky-icky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing

what?! its ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-fuhclang-zoom-boing!

knights who too recently said Ni.

by Hah June 11, 2004

Zooperb

Adjective - in a state of complete disorder such that it appears that the situation is being directed by angry baboons.

The thing that's making my schedule so zooperb these days is that the guys who are complaining about the timeliness of my work product are the same guys who are refusing to let me start work until they sign off on the proposals and recommendations that have been rotting on their desks for the past two months.

by Frustrated_Monolingual August 26, 2009

zoophile

A absolute piece of garbage human that should rot in the deepest part of hell.

person 1: dad I'm a Zoophile
person 2: and you are a waste of sperm

by Crystal2Gamez March 3, 2022

Zoosexual

A made up term used by Zoophiles to cover up the fact that they rape animals.

Zoophile: I'm Zoosexual

by Immortal Kombat August 15, 2019

Zoosk girl

Comes from the song Zoosk Girl by Flo Rida and T-Pain. A Zoosk girl refers to a girl spending a lot of time on the online dating website Zoosk in desperate attempts to find a man. Luckily, Flo Rida and T-Pain are cool guys, which means that they can get any Zoosk girls!

In other words, it's promotion of one of the world's largest online dating sites.

T-Pain - So I can get you, you and you girl, cause you're a Zoo-Zoo-Zoosk girl

by Mouginot March 30, 2010

zoop

(verb) to punch someone's asshole. not to be confused with *fisting* by which you penetrate someone's asshole

I'm gonna zoop you in your asshole!

by jlkamikaze April 21, 2010