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Zong Vang

Adj:

1. Ungodly handsome, a person with good looks and high intelligence, sophistication.

2. A person who possesses a high upperclass looks paired with capacity for higher logic reasoning.
Yeah, he definitely is a Zong Vang.
by Mai Lo Mai Ci December 18, 2011
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rip the zong

The act of ripping a zong. Usually said when talking about drugs, especially marijuana.
Gluck and I rip the zong on the weekend before hockey.
by Scars Hockeydude June 10, 2009
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Zrong

So far beyond wrong, it can't be spelled with a 'w' and is instead spelled with a 'z'.
Mitt is so wrong, he's zrong.
by ivorjawa March 31, 2009
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zoong

Created by 4 brothers who migrated as a family from Glasgow to Australia in the 60's, who created their own urban language. Zoong originated from the Asian name and the brothers gave it a whole new meaning. They interpreted the word as having a positive vibe and therefore zoong was something happy in a quirky way.....it can be followed by the word 'shad' which intensifies the degree of zoongness. The ultimate degree of zoongness is 'Zoong-Shad-Crad'. Something that's Zoong-Crad-Shad is the ultimate in positive quirkiness~!
Zoong is a happy mood, as in "I'm feeling zoong", it is a happy dance "He did a zoong dance". Zoong is always quirky, upbeat and positive. "Zoong-Shad! It's my birthday tomorrow..." "I found $100 on the street! Zoong-Shad-Crad!"
A person or character can be zoong, like "she's zoong" and "'Bill & Ben The Flowerpot Men" are zoong! "I won the lottery...Zoong-Shad-Crad!" This statement would surely be followed by a little 'Zoong dance'.
by Chez_Marto October 22, 2006
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Zhongli

Zhongli is the most mouth drooling, attractive, hottest, scrumptious, juicest, peggable, fuckable, jerk-offable, yummy, thick, wet, loveable, beautiful, fine, handsome, sexiest hottest man alive.

If you don’t have any attraction towards this man even if it’s just a LITTLE bit then are you ok? Do you need a doctor? Remember the ER is always available.
Keqing: “Yo Ganyu”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”

Ganyu: “Yeah of course
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah
by A unique name October 4, 2021
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heng yee zong

Hey Heng Yee Zong youre handsome
by Zong zong November 14, 2020
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zonger

someone who jacks off with a condom on
God that rob harney is such a zonger
by wilbur June 9, 2003
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