Zak

A little piece of shit that sits around playing fortnite all day and says crappy jokes

Also likes playing Roblox

Me: Hey It's A Zak

by Ligmaboy69 December 8, 2018

Zak

zak is a person who is partial to lemon party's, necro-pedo-beastiality and munting. partial to chubby chasing - especially with the old blokes down the working man's club.

"I did a zak last night. took so much MDMA that roystons arse will never be the same"

by 2me2you November 2, 2015

Zakked

The act of punching a shark in the face.

A shark was attacking me, but it swam away after I Zakked it.

by Z-Tango September 30, 2009

zak

(zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.
-zak adj.

In the end, everyone finally realized that he was a true zak.

by insomniac8o8 April 9, 2004

Zak it

A term used to describe a lackadaisical attitude and substandard level of contribution toward a group-based project. Commonly associated with a general lack of personal accountability, exhibited by making excuses and/or blaming others for not accomplishing one's assigned task(s).

Student 1: "I've got this huge senior project to do, but I'm just not into it. Plus, between playing videos and drinking I don't know how I'm going to finish it."

Student 2: "Do you have to do it by yourself?"

Student 1: "No, I'm in a group with three other people."

Student 2: "You should totally Zak it."

by Terrell Jackson April 3, 2015

Zakking

Zakking is a word that is used to describe someone who is a Tryhard in a casual game of any game (Rainbow Six Siege, COD, CSGO...etc. This word can also describe someone who is a baiter in a certain type of game. Zakking can also describe someone who is very salty and toxic over something very minor or a joke. Not only this, Zakking can also refer to someone who has died early in the round and back seat games someone who is trying to concentrate.

Example: DUDE! Stop ZAKKING SO MUCH It’s C A S U A L!!!!!

by ReDuX9 June 15, 2018

zak

an absolutely amazing guy. he can be distant at times but when you really need him he seems to appear by your side. he is someone you will meet and never forget.

zaks are the best

i love my zak<3

by skankin. September 20, 2009