National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog May 25, 2018

National beat your mother to a Pult day

Literally beat the shit out of your mom

God I love National beat your mother to a pult day

by Dagger189 August 28, 2019

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

beat your pea

a girl masturbating

when your alone I bet you beat your pea.

by steely Don December 8, 2021

National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

Beat Your Face

Expression used by Drill Sergeants to order a subordinate to do push-ups.

Beat your face, Private!

by Formerarmyguy February 19, 2021

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 15, 2024