Yonk

yonk

The ferret is yonky.

by keroppi January 29, 2022

Yonks

An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"

I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.

by Terry Emerson August 6, 2024

YONK

little yonkeys running around

Watch out for the yonks they mght get you

by Rex291938 July 29, 2018

Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 7, 2020

Yonk

A New Orleans term for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I'm trying to get my "yonk" on.

by loserb1h July 6, 2024

Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018

yeek yonk

An introductory exclamation to replace "yeet".

Yeek yonk see you later at basketball Greg!

by jenny's cow February 21, 2019