Yonk

A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"

Shut up you fucking yonk

by Pörñ ïs nîc3 December 13, 2019

Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"

by cdl September 27, 2022

Yonk

a large hit of an inhalant; a fat rip

“Ay bro, can I get a yonk of that joint?” “Just picked up an ounce… it’s gonna be yonk central.”

by Bae Please June 7, 2022

Yonks

Used in Ireland. Term for a long time. Synonym for this term could also be “donkeys years”

“Jaysus Dee , it’s been yonks!” “Ye Vickie, haven’t seen you in donkeys years.”

by No, please June 28, 2019

Yonk

The combination of yikes and stocks

yikes the stocks have gone down. Yonk!

by Biqbone February 7, 2020

Yonk

A verb defining a movement (usually a passing/giving motion)

Can you yonk me a napkin?
Could you yonk me a ride?

by FleshMall June 9, 2021

Yonk

1. pulling something
-Metephorically
-literally

2. just a random thing to say, like yeet

1.
m- i yonked his shlong
l- zim is yonking my strings

2.

"YONK"
"Whyd you say that"
"why not"
"ok YONK"
"yonk indeed"

also my wattpad user is @yonkinthechat

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020