Yonk

The combination of yikes and stocks

yikes the stocks have gone down. Yonk!

by Biqbone February 7, 2020

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonked

A word to describe being as high as you possibly can. To elevate to ones highest self.

Dude, those edibles you gave me got me yonked last night.

by Yonk Mama September 17, 2021

Yonk

1. Pulling something
-metephorically
-literally

2. just as a random thing to say, like yeet

also my user on wattpad is @yonkinthechat

1.
m- zim is yonking my strings
l- i am yonking my friends hoodie because i want his attention

2. "YONK"
"whyd you say that?"
"why not?"
"fair enough, YONK"
"yonk indeed"

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Yonk

A New Orleans term for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I'm trying to get my "yonk" on.

by loserb1h July 6, 2024

Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 7, 2020

YONK

little yonkeys running around

Watch out for the yonks they mght get you

by Rex291938 July 29, 2018