by BrettFavre August 2, 2009
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by spitfire February 17, 2005
The word yak means blowjob and it can be used as any type of word such as using the noun version as a blowjob and also a verb as to give a blowjob. It can really be used as any word though because it is mysterious. This word began to be commonly known as blowjob in California when a famous celebrity Stephen Figura used it openly.
"Did she yak you last night?" -Maddie
"Yeah, she gave me the best yak ever" -Stephen
"wow that beer belly and Neapolitan ice cream is so yak" -Hannah
"Yeah, she gave me the best yak ever" -Stephen
"wow that beer belly and Neapolitan ice cream is so yak" -Hannah
by madd_miller September 5, 2012
In addition to the other definitions of the word:
Noun. A smallish younger man with an insationable appetite and a fantastic metabolism. Usually has a shaved head. Always "catting around" and making shifty movements. When engaging in something suspicious, a yak pulls his shirt collar or t-shirt over his mouth just below his nose. He is usually terrible with women, and has to resort to "yakking" them up (see next definition for explanation). Mostly sarcastic in nature, yet still is the butt of most jokes.
Verb. To yak something up means to acquire, or come up on, under shady circumstances, such as women. This process is normally a lucrative event littered with smooth small talk and occurs due to prodding from fellow heathens. The sexual aftermath of being yakked up only lasts about four minutes. Yakking something up can be applied to any situation an is always executed under shady circumstances.
Noun. A smallish younger man with an insationable appetite and a fantastic metabolism. Usually has a shaved head. Always "catting around" and making shifty movements. When engaging in something suspicious, a yak pulls his shirt collar or t-shirt over his mouth just below his nose. He is usually terrible with women, and has to resort to "yakking" them up (see next definition for explanation). Mostly sarcastic in nature, yet still is the butt of most jokes.
Verb. To yak something up means to acquire, or come up on, under shady circumstances, such as women. This process is normally a lucrative event littered with smooth small talk and occurs due to prodding from fellow heathens. The sexual aftermath of being yakked up only lasts about four minutes. Yakking something up can be applied to any situation an is always executed under shady circumstances.
1. Look at that shady little yak in the corner of the bar!
2. I hope he doesn't think he's going to yak me up.
3. Glenn yakked up some sushi before going to the bbq, even though he knew he was going to eat later.
2. I hope he doesn't think he's going to yak me up.
3. Glenn yakked up some sushi before going to the bbq, even though he knew he was going to eat later.
by USS Lady Red September 3, 2007
Yak; noun
Yaking; verb
The Yaker is whiny person usually of short and little muscular physique makes that sound of a mating fox and an orange children's TV show character with a zipped mouth having sex and then beating that love child to death and then moaning about its hardship of the hatred form its parents.
The YAK is something people regally take the piss out of him/her for as it is something that really gets them deep in the heart as a voice this annoying can have tragic outcomes which are to horrific to go into detail but often ends up with a indecent of such great scale such as them getting with a something double the size of them with a large amount of facial hair and represents some sort of Bear/Wilder beast/Yak whilst he/she sits on the ferocious beasts lap and tickles its prostate, and therefore will result in a further and more direct route of piss taking towards the Yaker.You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK. There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as love making (rare but theextent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
Yaking; verb
The Yaker is whiny person usually of short and little muscular physique makes that sound of a mating fox and an orange children's TV show character with a zipped mouth having sex and then beating that love child to death and then moaning about its hardship of the hatred form its parents.
The YAK is something people regally take the piss out of him/her for as it is something that really gets them deep in the heart as a voice this annoying can have tragic outcomes which are to horrific to go into detail but often ends up with a indecent of such great scale such as them getting with a something double the size of them with a large amount of facial hair and represents some sort of Bear/Wilder beast/Yak whilst he/she sits on the ferocious beasts lap and tickles its prostate, and therefore will result in a further and more direct route of piss taking towards the Yaker.You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK. There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as love making (rare but theextent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he/she laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK.
There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as;
.Love making (rare but the extent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised.
. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as;
.Love making (rare but the extent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised.
. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
by Pterodactyl (Sarah Davies) February 17, 2009