Xander

14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable

He must be a Xander I cant understand half the words he says

by Dmetri4208 December 15, 2018

Xander Effect

A principle which dictates that in any given group of people, the most attractive person will be regarded as extremely hot, irregardless of that person's actual attractiveness.

The effect is most often seen with groups of "less than" to "not-at-all" attractive people.

"Damn, Lucy is looking fine!"
"No way, man, look around -- Xander Effect."

by James Carmel May 2, 2006

Xandered

When the unfunny one of the group try’s to add to the joke but ruins it completely

Well ,ok, you’ve xandered it.

by Frankly immeasurable October 11, 2018

Xander

Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.

Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon

by Xander from Uwaterloo November 22, 2021

xaniel

He snaked my friends for 5k
literally got his whole net worth from sim swapping

xaniel is a clown

by disprove August 20, 2020

Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.

"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander

by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008

Xander Fountain

Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.

Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.

by UNCC 901 November 16, 2012