Wordspreading

When a person (usually male) intentionally takes long, unecessary pauses between words thereby taking up much more time than necessary to complete a conversation or thought.

When asked "how are you?" Jerry took 3 minutes wordspreading a simple response complete with deep breaths and thoughtful looks between each and every word.

by Nauvoodaughter September 27, 2020

wordphobic

you have so much hate for words that you replace every word you hate for a word you like so no one understands you.

original sentance: hi bud pancakes are so yummy
wordphobic sentence: hi (green) pancakes are so (swag)

by bsoosb November 27, 2020

Wordpath

Unintelligent anti-social people, who are always happy until they become violent because they can't verbalize or do conflict management because they were too busy sucking it up, and doing narcissistic defence mechanism like denying.

I was at a bar last night, I turned wordpath, after I could not understand the Schrodinger douchebag

by Communi February 18, 2021

Word up homie g slice with a g banger

“Hell yes! It’s a deal/plan”

Person A: “So then let’s do “x, y, z at 3 o’clock!”
Person B: “word up homie g slice with a g banger!”

by Gingerella92 October 3, 2021

Wordpress Moment

A not-unexpected but equally painful period of despair.

Definitely a Wordpress Moment

by NoMoreWordpressPls August 15, 2022

word up

In Australia: to inform or explain.

I'll word up Dave about the party when I see him later.

She doesn't believe me - how about you word her up?

by Harlster April 21, 2008

word up

it's the code word...

no matter where you say it you know you will be heard.

by mother pearl December 20, 2004