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I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.
"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"
by Urbanbond May 2, 2014
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redneck power wash

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean
by Andy Banas July 20, 2008
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Vancouver Washington

A waste of space. One of the most horrible places to live. A place where there are several sex offenders and drug addicts, but living in Vancouver is obviously a punishment in and of itself. Nosy Neighbors, a bunch of worthless pieces of white trash, crackers, meth addicts, alcoholics. This place can drive a normal person nuts and into suicide into a blink of an eye. Tacoma, Washington joins this list. Just rain, growing apples, and fishing are forms of entertainment.

Shit schools Hough elementary, white trash areas to point out, Fruit Valley, Orchards, Camas, Hazel Dell. You could piss and shit on Vancouver and you would not notice it. One of the highest unemployment rates across the country, no job potential. An economy that will never recover in Vancouver, its like a slowing tooth decay.
Where can I find a place to be bored that would put me in a state of being suicidal?

Example Oh thats easy go to Vancouver Washington.
by David Faustino August 23, 2012
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Wash of Shame

When a female finishes masturbating and walks to the sink and wash her sex toy(s)
Brianna felt ashamed when her roommate caught her in the bathroom doing the wash of shame after using her dildo.
by Claud4 May 9, 2014
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washington high school

a high school full of suicidal kids,drug dealer wannabes,and retarded rich kids, paedophiliac teachers, and poor staff. also there is a idiotic vice principal that needs to go to jail for sexual misconduct.
guy 1: hey man whats up heard u you moved to washington high school sucks man how is it.
guy 2 : its horrible already was offered xanax on the second hour of me being here
by bbCYPHER July 13, 2019
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Washington Technology Magnet School

A school that guarantees you to fail and too much wack dumb ass people. Has a special handshake you must do if not your gayy. The food ight but sometimes people steal yo seat which piss me off. If your waiting for a bathroom pass, just fucking go, teachers dont give a fuck who you even are. If you find those tiny ass toy babies around the school then get rid of it, cause their fucking cursed. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A LONG ASS NAME???
Person1:Hey have you ever a school called Washington Technology Magnet School? Person2: The fuck you say to me?? Don’t ever say that name again ight??
by Invadders November 11, 2019
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wash nostalgic

To wash with a vague or regretful longing for how one used to wash. To wistfully remember washing the way one used to back in the day.
Since the Corona virus hit, my hands are raw… Dude... it makes me wash nostalgic.
by Freybjorg April 15, 2020
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