Wildebeest

A middle of the week, lunchtime date. Generally guaranteed a free lunch and a back rub if you’re nice enough. Given it’s the middle of the week there’s less people out and about thus meaning less likely to be spotted by friends and/or coworkers. The wildebeests emotional state leaves them ecstatic that they’re even on a date in the first place which guarantees they do all the bed work, and will send you home with snacks. Synonyms: heffer, big girl, two legged cow

“He scoured the mall in search of a wildebeest carrying a Torrid bag to sink his dough hooks into.”

“He set his eyes on the wildebeest in the food court woofing down the hotdog on a stick in two bites.”

by Captain_asshole August 21, 2022

wilabeast

Something akin to Selma Hayek in her Frida period

"I'm going for an eyebrow wax, because I can't go see that man at Downtown looking like a Wilabeast."

by Willy's friend May 5, 2008

wilderbeating

Masturbating while surrounded by a herd of wildebeest.

"Dude, I went on a trip to South Africa and the local tribesman caught me wilderbeating. I was so embarrased."

by Wilderbeater April 11, 2015

wilkobeast

A delightful smelling human - Wilkinson by origin - who when intoxicated or sober, turns into their best version of self and ends up in coloured attire which deafens the eyes of all those who look upon it , whilst influencing others to partake in interpretive dance Tuesdays

Did you see Derek last night, he went full Wilkobeast.

by ZephiraRose June 15, 2017

wilderbeest

A monstrous creature beyond comprehension, to the point where it's hard to describe.

"Look at this animal!"

"Jeez, that's a wilderbeest!"

by coconut gobbler / toad December 3, 2024