wifey

I gotta go call my wifey so she can come pick me up.
by Bettamackz May 06, 2003
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Your wifey, or your female best friend, is the one and only bestie. You think she is beautiful and amazing- and you strongly believe in her. This doesn't make you gay, it's just a term you use for your best friend.
Happy birthday to my beautiful wifey, she is my one and only beautiful bestie.
by Bobby Bill Von Joe July 19, 2017
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An amateur porn star who's an internet legend like Heather Brook, Miss Swallows & Nina Hartley. She's a perfect wife because she's beautiful, loves oral and swallows.
If I ever get married, I hope my girlfriend will be like Wifey!
by El Lobo Hombre December 14, 2010
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the real definition of Wifey is a stupid girl. A girl that will let a man walk all over her, talk to her however he wants and come home whenever he wants. A girl that is too stupid to realise that when her "man" says he's out "working", he's really out working other chicks. A wifey isn't a down ass chick, she's a stupid chick, and men can sense that... and who wouldnt want to have a stupid chick at home waiting on the clock for their ass? Women try so hard to be "Wifey" but lets be real... whats the point? Wifey is the one always getting cheated on...all wifey is really good for is cooking, cleaning the house, catering to her "man" and poppin babies out. Men would never wife a strong independant woman. Why? Because she won't take his bullshit... coming home whenever he wants, "working" late... cause a strong woman will do it right back to his ass... and let's face it... men can't handle that... they need a stupid chick.. one that isn't on their level.... so face it wifey's.... don't boost.... sure.. the name is cute and everything... but while you're sitting at home being wifey.... he's cheating with a down ass chick. Nuff Said.
Jermaine : "You chillin with your wifey tonight?"
Lamar : "Naw.. i'm kickin it with my down ass chick tonight"
by akaB January 01, 2008
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ya chicky, 4 life, u tell ha shit,she tell u shit, u luv ha 2 death. A real girl!!
MIchelle n Shana are ma closets wifey'z 4 lyfe. i luv yall {no homo shiit} ya boo stephanie d. u alradii kno
by stephy_bu May 17, 2008
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Any female uses this term while referring to her best friend.
1.) My wifey is coming over today.

2.) Don't insult her. She's my wifey!!

3.) My wifey and I are going to get our nails done.
by ♫Flash♫ July 29, 2009
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She's really cute and loveable
Thats your Wifey?!??!?

Yeah?

Shes hot..

*Kills them*
by M1L3Y September 19, 2022
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