Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy
Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date
by Big RM October 05, 2018
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Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"
Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins
by Gage2003A3 March 07, 2020
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WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it
“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023
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WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut
“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023
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Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.
Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!
by Theunassumingkiwi March 26, 2016
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Wetty

Another word for to describe an occurance in life
"So when someone says wetty, you're in a room and someone says wetty, a vibe shifts... an organism shifts... and the feeling that someone has moves from there *gestures near* to there *gestures further away*, and you realise oh... oh that is wetty. If you didn't think it was in the past... if you didn't think it was wetty in the past and all of a sudden it hits you, you think actually, that is quite wetty
by wetty treedophile December 24, 2020
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Wetty

by Dark_princxss May 14, 2019
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