Days of the Week

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!

Use these definitions as you see fit.

by TheMan August 24, 2004

Carmel Hell Week

An Instagram page dedicated to a week of horrors in February 2018 at Carmel High School in Indiana. The page showcased memes from the many fights in commons, the school shooting scare in C lunch, the 3.5 seconds & puppies speech by Dr. Humus, and the Friday where nobody went to school. The account quickly amassed a large following among Carmel students by gaining over 1,000 followers within a day of being created. The account now has over 4,300 followers and has made more recent posts about the electricity bills, the $25 charge to park in the lot, meme day, and most recently the explosion. Carmel Hell Week provides all the memes, videos, and news about Carmel High School that the administration tries to keep secret. Because of this the account has continued to grow and become a big part of the current Carmel student body culture.

Bro, Carmel Hell Week was the craziest, scariest, and best week in Carmel High School history.

If you missed the latest fight in commons, check out Carmel Hell Week.

by 3.5puppies January 16, 2019

monster of the week

TV series like supernatural have a new monster every episode or every few weeks at most,

What's the monster of the week on that TV series you like dean

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Perfect Week

7 days, 7 girls, how could it get any better?

Barney is 3 for 3 so far, on his way to a perfect week.

-From How I Met Your Mother

by HimymTV February 1, 2010

crunch week

That one week where ALL of your professors decide to give you projects/exams. It makes a lot of students fail under pressure. This week is usually towards the end of a semester.

Eddy: Ben, are you showing up for soccer practice?

Ben: Nah, it's crunch week. I've got three tests and two projects due tomorrow. These teachers have got no personal lives.

Eddy: Alright then. See ya next week.

by HazeStorm777 March 21, 2017

The "Three-Week" theory

The "Three-Week" theory is a developmental hypothesis stating that any obsession that occurs past the length of three consecutive weeks will become cemented within the personality and manner of the obsessor.

The "Three-Week" theory begins with an individual learning about or re familiarizing themselves with a certain subject. This subject can be a person, place, thing, or idea. The obsessor throws their entire physical, mental, and spiritual selves into the study, following, and application of said subject. While most cases of hardcore obsession cease after a period spanning anywhere from fifteen minutes to two weeks, the obsessors in these cases prolong their obsession to the length of a three-week period. Once this three week period is hit, the obsession has been proven to occupy a small but significant portion of the obsessors brain. At this point, the impact of the obsession will now become long-lasting, or in some cases, permanent. Most obsessors may be aware after the three-week period that their obsession has reached the point of no return, though some obsessors lack the self-awareness to recognize the unnatural nature of their obsession.

Friend 1: I can't believe Jennifer's still obsessed with Jacob Sartorius. I thought it was just a joke but it's been three whole weeks.

Friend 2: According to the "Three-Week" theory, there's no stopping her obsession now.

by William Bradley Pits May 25, 2021

Tweak Of The Week

Originated In Dyckman By Rogeri , When Someone is Bugging out to the fullest extent. Many tweaks can be found in one week. The scale resets on Mondays.

Christian: Yo bro look at this guy 🤔
Rogeri:Tweak of the week?

Christian : Tweak season!

by Scanrog July 22, 2021