Black Weaver

When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.

I just gave her a black weaver.

I am the master of black weaving.

by schkillz July 21, 2010

Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.

The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!

by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022

once-a-weeker

Somebody who is very inexperienced at a sport. When somebody who plays a sport 24-7 and messes up, can be called a once-a-weeker meaning a scrub.

Tennis player-'Hits shot in the net'
Coach-'Dont miss that shot. Your such a once-a-weeker.'

by laxplaya256 May 29, 2010

the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

web-weaver

One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.

Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.

by shomesomethin July 21, 2010

weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

by nick October 5, 2005