Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton

"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding

by Eramerac August 25, 2022

mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth

Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth

by MonsPusher2 February 7, 2019

waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.

I need to waterboard a spider

by floydtaylor September 25, 2023

Waterboarding

When a towel is placed over one’s face and a woman squats over them and urinates on the towel and face while one self gratifies. This simulates drowning and is often used in interrogations of terrorists. It is also used in a select few that choose this form of erotica as it takes autoerotic asphyxiation to the next level.

I hired a hooker in Vegas , we went to the hotel room , and with a wash cloth from the bathroom she commenced waterboarding while I jerked my meat. Room service walked in and promptly did an about face whilst gasping and gagging all in one motion.

by Dr Mantic Toboggan August 6, 2023

Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.

I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"

by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021

Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.

1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024