World of Warcraft

a place where no one has ever seen a girl and they all spell with extreme AIM abbreviations

WORLD OF WARCRAFT -

~guy on WoW~ ima gona head 2 goldshire now

(he see's a girl night elf dancing)

~guy on WoW whispers her~ i bet ur totally a guy
~girl on WoW~ umm, no im not...
~guy on WoW~ OMFG WUT? @#$%^$@!@ will u plz be my girlfriend i like u ur so hot

(lmao im a girl who played warcraft and i had this experience like 10 times!!!)

by someonewrotethisyeah. June 28, 2009

World of Warcraft

A second job you pay for.

Normal Person: Hey man, I'm going to go apply for a job and hopefully raise enough money to go on a date with my girlfriend. Need anything while I'm out?

World of Warcraft Addict: Yeah, pick up some more hot pockets and mountain dew. I need some fuel for this raid I'm about to go on.

Normal Person: Will do. By the way, are you SURE you don't want to come with? I'll put in a good word for you. Maybe we could work together.

WoW Addict: Not now, I'm buffing my party members.

Normal Person: Alright... how about that jog I was planning for next week? Want to join me?

WoW Addict: What was that? Sorry, I really gotta focus here.

Normal Person: I'll just head out then...

*normal person steps out, leaving the WoW addict in the dark. alone.*

by SUPER MECHA CHRIST 2.0 BETA September 1, 2009

World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft is a dangerously addictive drug, possibly more addictive than nicotine. It alters your senses and your view of reality to the point where you no longer care about real life, not even enough to seek help. Infact, it makes you think you are someone else entirely. Like all drugs, World of Warcraft (know as WoW amongst dealers and users) is used in secret and abusers will never tell anyone they use it, except other users.
The plus side to 'WoW' is, although it is increbibly addictive and dangerous for your health....it will give you the longest, most epically enjoyable trip you will ever experience.

Bob: It's been a hard day at the office...I can't wait to unwind, enjoy a nice bath, eat some hot food and take some World of Warcraft!

by thehitcher03 April 8, 2009

World Of Warcraft

Digital addiction to a MMORPG, that of which drains your very soul, bank acount and life.

Ghettos made crack.
Blizzard made World Of Warcraft

by ForTheHorde? March 25, 2008

warcraft ii

The game that revolutioned RTS gaming and was the foundation of Blizzard's success.

x vx x @ old gow/ef/high

by CallMeMurder July 14, 2005

World of Warcraft

A ridiculous place where nerds of all shapes and sizes come together and drain their lives about 8 hours a day. And about $16.15 a month. It kicks ass.

A_Girl_That_Plays_WoW: My lvl 60 Hunter, Onyxia keyed, MC equipped troll kicks your pussy Alliance ass.

I_Swing_the_Sword_to_See_If_its_magical: Holy fuck a girl!?!?!?!?1#24!$@$^!? OMG let's cyb0r!

A_Girl_That_Plays_WoW: ...Goddammit.

by A Girl That Plays WoW July 19, 2005

world of warcraft

The Anti-cupid of relationships.

"Sorry honey, not tonight I Got my Epic Pants in World of Warcraft tonight."

by Wow Ex-husband July 11, 2006