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Random Warnings

The most hated and feared screen name in the meebo urbandictionary.com chat room! Random Warnings is loved by few, hated by many. Random Warnings is a legend in the making.
I cant wait till i see RANDOM WARNINGS in the chat room so i can tell him what a disgruntled mute i am!
by Random Warnings December 23, 2008
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Vancouver, Washington

The downtown is okay now, thanks to a few young people building some cool stores and restauraunts, but the rest of Vancouver pretty much sucks. There are two types of people in Vancouver:

1) Smart people. These people wish they lived in Portland, but don't for one of three reasons: no income tax, gay marriage, or because they have kids and Portland Public Schools are crap. These people want light rail so they can get to Portland faster and away from people-type #2.

2) Fools. These people think Vancouver is part of Texas. They tend to love Wal-Mart and driving their cars everywhere. They refuse to recognize the fact that Portland is cool or really even that it exists. They hate change and don't want light rail.

People-type #1 tend to live in southwest Vancouver to be closer to Portland, though can be found periodically elsewhere. People-type #2 exist more commonly in northern Clark County, but you can find them spread throughout suburbia or occassionally attending rallies protesting things they don't understand.
I want light rail so I can get out of Vancouver, Washington and into Portland faster.
by PNWdefinitioner January 21, 2013
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Washington panflute

The act of orally stimulating a female's anus as in a rim job, while manually stimulating either her clit or pussy with your hand.
I was playing her like a Washington panflute when she squirted all down my arm!
by Lady of the Pink September 21, 2009
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Washing the log

When a man is taking a shit and another man needs to piss so badly that he cannot wait. So, the second man pisses through the small opening between the front of the first's crotch and the front lip of the toilet.
Dude! Jones and Scott are so gay! I just came back from the restroom. Jones is in there washing the log on Scott! Why didn't he just hold it!
by Baud May 18, 2013
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Waining

To long out the ting, sesh, or gathering with an unacceptable excuse that further enrages the party against the one who is “waining”.
This man is waining the boys i swear, i dont know why this creases me.”
by WettyWain July 1, 2018
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Washing Machine Religion

The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!
The Washing Machine Religion Is Soooo Cool Omg!😎❤️
by Lucy Sinclair April 22, 2021
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Donezog Washington

An individual who is finished with an act or action. used as a declaration of completion. Derived from the actor Denzel Washington.
Dude, after eating that entire pizza I'm Donezog Washington.

Looks like your car is Donezog Washington. Time to look at getting a new one.
by LumberJohn December 29, 2011
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