Long Wait

When wanting to pranks on Apprentices their co-workers will often send them to another location to fetch them a "Long Wait". The inexperienced Apprentice will actually believe he is getting a tool of some sort, but in the end will just come out looking like one.

It is an unspoken rule that if an apprentice comes to you looking for a Long Wait that you will tell them you'll be right back and leave them sit for at least ten minutes.
Apprentice: "Hi, the boss just sent me here to get them a long wait."
Kindly Stranger: "Sure, mate, just have a seat and I'll get it for you."
*15 minutes later
Kindly Stranger: "Go on kid, back to work you go..."
by Kindly Stranger November 25, 2009
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wait-listed

when an admissions rep says "you were almost good enough.." instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.
you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don't suck, but you just aren't smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!
by clairisethepiece June 19, 2010
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waiting to exhale

the point before a woman finds a GOOD prospect of a man...once she has exhaled...he could be a keeper
I'm not sure if he's the one, so i'm still waiting to exhale.
by Nnene April 18, 2006
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waiting Kate

formerly known as Kate Middleton, currently - Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge. She waited long enough.
That lucky *itch waiting Kate is now married to the price of England.
by Reddler May 27, 2011
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Wait, what?

Said often after coming to the realization that what someone has just said is either offensive to you, or someone you care about.
Dude 1: Saw you mom last night.

Dude 2: Oh, really? Where at?

Dude 1: On cops, they busted her for prostitution.

Dude 2: Oh, that's nice. Wait, what?
by Rixon DelBucco August 2, 2009
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Waiting Burger

when mcdonalds, or any fast food place forgets about your order, and after you tell them, they compensate your lost time with an additional burger, for your wait
"Dude, i only ordered one, but since they forgot about my burger, they gave me a waiting burger too, now i have 2!!"

"Yo i thought you only ordered one"
"Yea but since i had to wait like 15 minutes the chick gave me a waiting burger too"

"Waiting Burgers created fun."

"JT stole my waiting burger"
by JPdaBuhl March 25, 2009
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wait a minute

wait a minute means when you just realize something or someone
oh hi( turns back around) wait a minute who are (giggles) you
by kavon boooi November 19, 2020
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