inbred twat waffle

when two cousins hump and create a being they nick named dc

I once knew a inbred twat waffle named dc.

by cherlotus March 13, 2016

twat waffle

a vagina

"you stupid twat waffle"

by kooljay August 15, 2009

blue twat waffle

A cross between a "twat waffle" and a "blue waffle" ultimately meaning a diseased twat waffle.

April T. is a blue twat waffle

by aprils vigina November 28, 2014

twat waffle

This is a dumb cunt that doesn't know up from down and screws over people 24/7 to get her way.

Gosh that twat waffle just got the answers to the test and started making out with my bestfriend

by Maddux03 May 13, 2009

twat waffle cannon

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

by turdmonster16 March 14, 2009

twat waffle

a female body part that smells like ass a.k.a. vagina. Or someone who is just a faggot

"what a twat waffle you are"

by gregorous December 17, 2007

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

by Marco January 06, 2004