waf

"what's a father"
said by xxxtentacion in an interview, which was later on turned into a meme because it was so cringe

interviewer: "have you ever had any relationship with your father"
xxxtentacion: "what's that, waf 💔💔"

by slidex February 6, 2025

WAF

Wet ass fart

Holly couldn't go to work because she had a waf

by DJB_251 May 11, 2021

waf

A form of saying wtf or what, with a non-serious or silly connotation.

Person 1: Why do you want to go to jail
Person 2: To atone for my crimes
Person 1: waf
Person 2: I have done things

Person 1: waf did you do
Person 2: Stoled.

by Whale Shark Is mentally okay April 10, 2024

waf

Father? What’s that? What’s a father? Hehe.. 💔🔪

VisualTFX (Interviewer): Do you have any relationship with your father?
X: what’s that?
X: WAF?
X: Hehe… 💔

by VisualTFX February 4, 2025

WAF

Worthless as Fuck

That kid is so WAF

by StephenKingRocks100 June 13, 2016

Waffing

The non-voluntary form of fart ingestion used for sexual purposes. The waffee is taken by surprise, either during sleep or held down by the waffter who emits a loud and usually smelly fart into the waffee's mouth.

"The hotel maid walked in on me and Mikey while I was waffing him. What a scene".

by Cocoa & the Butfelchers May 22, 2016

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor, meaning tha an appliance, furniture or even your car gathers the practical and aesthetical features that makes it acceptable for woman´s point of view.

-Hollo my darling! Do you like my new pair of 4´speakers? -
- They´re grothesque, and definitely not WAF. . . .take´m out. . .

by Ursus Australis November 16, 2015