Wombat

This amature rockstar named Brennan, nicknamed Barbie, derived from his long blond hair.
Known for his spontanious dry humor wittiness, having over 40 nicknames, knowing strange things about anything and everything, and being able to make almost anything, anything at all, into a sexual innuendo.
Known for psychotic tendancies, random hysterical actions, never backing down to a dare, knowing any song that anyone is listening to after a second of listening, and being on the radio at any given opportunity.
Writer of highly emotional aggressive or passionate songs and poetry.
Also, the guy your parents warned you about. Head HADJII, and Archdruid Bent Twig.

"Dude, Barbie is the most random wombat I have ever met, he should get his own fucking show! Dude can take anything and fuck that shit up!!"

by Snapmare December 15, 2008

Wombat

used to insult someone and scare them. usually so they are left with no respone and you feeling acomplissed.

John: i f*&king hate you stupid poser.
Bob: we all know your a wombat kay.
john: (confused-look) fine.?

by ajclsb July 12, 2010

wombat

a name used instead of a curse word. used when parents, teachers, bosses, etc. are present

1. hey can i borrow 5 bucks?
holy wombat(shit) no!
2. dude mrs. nash is a complete wombat (bitch)

by Kevin The King May 15, 2006

wombat

(noun) midwife, community midwife

After 31 hours and 57 minutes of huff and puff the wombat finally gave up and called in the doctor who completed the job with the ventouse.

by Icolios March 15, 2008

Wombat

An unattractive female. "Wom" may be used as an abbreviation.

"You were so drunk last night, you almost went home with a wombat."

by D_Haze April 24, 2005

Wombat

a native australian animal who speaks coloquially, wears bumpkin clothes has a shit falcon and a tendancy towards bush pigs and star wars fanatics

god damn that's a wombat there alright!

by dallas aunger September 21, 2003

Wombat

A baby sasquatch. A male too young to have developed the bankroll and social status required for him to behave like a sasquatch. They are easily identifiable by extreme flightiness and hatred of all things "cool". Best described as a yuppie minus the social skills, or an emo minus the fashion sense. A fairly recent phenomenon is wombats who dress like wiggers and/or skaters. These fellows are extremely confusing because they speak properly and don't listen to rap. Commonly, wombats are devout christians, and, less commonly, white supremecists.

"I heard that the war in Iraq is going to end soon, because they're running out of wombats."

"These new bands like 'Marianas Trench' are total wombats."

by Joey Tribbliani September 25, 2007