Winston

Winston loves getting head in the gender-neutral washroom every single day at school

"Did you hear Winston in the halls today? He was out of class all period singing his signature song 'give me head like ar ar ar ar ar,' and everyone was flocking to see him!"

Winston by the glizzy goblin December 15, 2023

Winston

Some guy who would yell “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class

“What did you get on the homework Winston?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does our teacher have a skibidi toilet bomboclaat GYATT”

Winston by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston

A kid who yells “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class and looks like the nerd emoji

“Hey Winston what did you get on the homework last night?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does this teacher have a bomboclaat GYATT”

Winston by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston

Nonchalant asf.

"You're so nonchalant bro."
"Did you just call me Winston?!"

Winston by igobyazz1 July 1, 2024

Winston

The best friend you could ever have. He is always here for you, never declines when you call and always supports you. Other boys tend to be jealous of him. He will definitely steal your girl if you let him. You can recognize him easily, he's all pink and hidden in your girl's drawer.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, Winston's the only one who will make me feel better."
Person 2 : "Babe.. i'm right here."
Person 1 : "Nahh I don't want you."

Winston by daryra July 7, 2024

Winston

He is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there when you need comfort, he supports you no matter what, he always follows when you have crazy ideas and he knows you better than anyone. If you have a girlfriend, he'll definitely steal her from you. He literally IS the standard every girl is searching for. You can recognize a Winston pretty easily because he's all pink, just open your girlfriend's drawer and you'll see him.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, only Winston can make it better."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."

Winston by daryra July 7, 2024

Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.

That winston is built like a t-Rex.

Winston by Mpjmpj November 5, 2025