john wayne toilet paper

A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.
"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."
by Morrison House February 16, 2008
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drop off John Wayne

Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."
We might be late to the movie. I need to drop off John Wayne.
by J. Lightning August 28, 2010
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This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."
"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."
by the crab show July 08, 2009
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ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne
by shay shay baby April 12, 2008
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john wayne delcamp

A nice and loving guy. The best man a woman could ever find. The guy who means the world to you.
by Jld72014 February 04, 2017
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John Wayne Camp

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.
by Schweaty Balls February 14, 2011
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